Some people have that look… and some gliders absolutely do too. For glider lovers, this one hits extra close to home. If you’ve ever been on the receiving end of that unmistakable little glare (you know the one) or heard a dramatic crab out of nowhere, you already understand the joke.
This sweater puts a festive twist on the classic RBF (“resting… unimpressed face”) humans are famous for—only this time, it’s starring a sugar glider with a perfectly grumpy resting crabby face. The faux-knit design and hilariously annoyed glider make it the ultimate cozy conversation starter for holiday parties, glider meetups, or anyone whose little fuzzbutts have mastered the art of silent judgment.
✨ Garment Features
This ultra-soft unisex crewneck is crafted for everyday comfort during the colder months. Made with a high-quality 50/50 cotton–polyester blend, it offers a cozy medium-heavy feel ideal for layering. The classic fit and ribbed knit collar keep things relaxed and timeless, while durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
Each sweatshirt is printed using high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for a vibrant, lasting design and will be shipped to you directly from our trusted print partner.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) – warm and cozy
• Unisex sizing – classic, relaxed fit
• Ribbed knit collar + double-needle stitching for durability
• Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort
• Ethically sourced US cotton + OEKO-TEX certified dyes
✨ Sustainability
Your sweater is made on demand at the time of purchase using eco-friendly, water-based inks. This reduces excess production and supports cleaner, more mindful manufacturing.
✨ Sizing
Please refer to the sizing chart provided in the images to ensure the perfect fit.
✨ Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron design or dry clean
• Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
